20:31 - 1998 Honda Civic was driving at 110 km/h, southbound on Hwy 404 in the driving lane, when a burgundy Mazda6 with a Budget Rent-a-Car sticker merges into 98HC's lane. 98HC is now driving behind Budget6, but is forced to let off the gas pedal, because Budget6 is driving at maybe 90 km/h. Also, Budget6's lights are not on, whereas all other cars in Toronto have their lights on. 98HC changes to the centre lane after a few minutes of driving under the speed limit and notices that the brains of Budget6 are a middle-aged Indian man.
98HC forgives Budget6, however, because driving in India is very different from driving in Canada.
20:43 - 1998 Honda Civic is now heading westbound on Hwy 401 collector, in the driving lane again. This time, near Leslie onramp, Lexus ES series blocks 98HC's way, because Lexus is crawling along at 80 km/h. 98HC passes it and notices that the brains of Lexus are a middle-aged Korean woman with done-up hair and makeup.
98HC forgives Lexus, because probably this cougar has not found a young boy to drive her around yet.
20:45 - 1998 Honda Civic now heads south on Yonge, in the left lane of the 401 underpass (where cars can either get onto 401 eastbound, or can get to Lord Seaton Road). White Cadillac SUV in front of 98HC turns left onto the onramp, because their lane has the green arrow. Traffic going northbound at that same intersection have the red light, and also have a "no right turn on red light" sign. But, as Cadillac is making a left turn onto the single-lane onramp, a northbound Black Civic Hatch turns right and almost crashes into Cadillac, but hits the brakes at the last moment. 98HC did not see the brains of BlackHatch.
98HC cannot forgive BlackHatch.
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